Had a wet dream for the first time in millenia. Nothing new to report, except that I'm working out like never before and I'm jacked as fuck, 6-pack and everything. Really proud of my consistency in diet and training, and more than happy with the results. I haven't been around because I feel like I'm over this forum. It helped me immensely... in fact, I wouldn't have made it this far without the forum and the people in it. I am truly thankful for stumbling upon it and for all the support I got in here. But you're only truly ready for the journey of your life when you have nowhere to go back to. Shit, I've been here for 2+ years, it's more than time to say goodbye. It's hard... it feels like leaving the safe house to face a zombie apocalypse. But it's necessary. Soon I'll be making my official retirement from Your Brain Rebalanced. Might even write a success story, though I'm not sure people actually read those.