Experience With Penis PUmp!

Discussion in 'Erectile Dysfunction / Delayed Ejaculation' started by ted93704, May 10, 2016.

  1. ted93704

    ted93704 Keep Your Heads Up!

    A lot of guys on here discuss Cialis and Viagara (myself included)..I'm wondering if anyone has any experience or thoughts on using a penis pump? It seems pretty convenient to get an erection and then keep it (cock ring) and then have sex. Even if you don't cum, its still good experience thrusting inside of a woman!

    do you guys think that doing this method would produce great results? Think of it..lay off the masturbation and porn and try having sex with a girl using the Penis Pump! Keep in mind, you don't have to tell a girl you have PIED>.you can tell them something funny like you hurt your cock fucking a fat woman..LOL..say that the doctor prescribed this because you were having a hard time getting it up after you had something bad happen to you! I look forward to your thoughts cock jerkers!
     
  2. TheBorb

    TheBorb Bullshit detector

    Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted...never stop being classic. ;D
     
  3. ted93704

    ted93704 Keep Your Heads Up!

    this is a serious question guys..I don't understand why yall don't take this post seriously? I have tried Penis Pumps and it has basically guaranteed me an erection. Not only that but it allows me to keep the erection...guys...this is the key to fixing our problem..anybody else try this method? sure, it takes some balls to tell girls you need this thing..just tell them you had a bad experience and the last girl you shagged couldn't get you hard so your doctor recommended this...it works..nobody gets hurt..its simple to use..and no side effects like with Cialis or other ED medications!
     
  4. TheBorb

    TheBorb Bullshit detector

    Well, seeing as you were asking questions in your original post about using one...I'm guessing you haven't used it with a lady, am I correct?

    I have good intuition. Great intuition at times. And...it would definitely interfere with the 'moment'. You lock lips, she moans softly, you run your hands over her thighs and cup a breast...and then...BINGO...it's the 'fat woman broke my cock' excuse, and you grab your little leather attaché case with the pump and rings inside, flop ya knob out, bang on the vacuum torpedo and start pumping that cock vigorously whilst that once-wet pussy rapidly goes dry.

    "Baby, pass me that ring. The leopardskin one". It falls on deaf ears. She's gone. And you're there with your engorged, purple cock stuck in a plastic tube, all red-faced and sweaty like a fat man on a treadmill.

    Seriously, it'll be a passion-killer. Maybe for older couples who've been together thirty years it might be acceptable. But for a youngish dude?
     
  5. ilovemyhand

    ilovemyhand New Member

    Borb portrayed my feelings about the subject better then I could.
     
  6. ted93704

    ted93704 Keep Your Heads Up!

    So, what you are telling me is that you'd rather have nothing their to help your unengorged member because you are afraid of embarrassing yourself? YOU CANT GET AN ERECTION WITH A GIRL AND YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT BEING EMBARASSED? haha.....Women are a lot more empathetic than you think my friend. You give them too little credit. I have met several women, and I had sex with them using a penis pump..they didn't judge me....they didn't even really seem to care too much..I told them the story about a fat chick and they showed me love and empathy..you men are just too naïve with women and don't really understand how wonderful and amazing they are as creatures...so, try the penis pump guys! it works
     
  7. TheBorb

    TheBorb Bullshit detector

    Yeah, right.

    You think TheBorb don't know his way around a woman? Tsssch. ;)

    But STAY HERE, TED, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

    (Serious, homie).
     
  8. TheBorb

    TheBorb Bullshit detector

    Seriously, you are one of the FOREFATHERS of this place, Ted, you were even in a documentary. This place needs yo crazy energisah.
     
  9. FedorE

    FedorE New Member

    The Borb is an idiot, don't listen to him. Do whatever you think could potentially be helpful to your recovery. All of this is very dependent on the individual and it is not an exact science.
     
  10. TheBorb

    TheBorb Bullshit detector

    Playa hataz. :(
     
  11. ilovemyhand

    ilovemyhand New Member

    Now I'm fully recovered from PIED and have had plenty of sex, but when I first started this 4 years ago I was a virgin do to my severe PIED, had numerous fails in the bed and my confidence was quite damaged because of that. For me and people like me (there are quite a few in this kind of communities) something like a penis pump wouldn't have been an option. I do see how for some it might be. Still, this process of rebooting has given me a normal libido and a reliable erection whereas before I had neither.. Isn't this process working for you, Ted? I see you have huge numbers on your counters.. Are those real?
     
  12. ted93704

    ted93704 Keep Your Heads Up!

    I think I'm pretty much recovered..its just been a while since I last had sex.
    I'm talking to a girl from the Phillipines. I'm planning to go see her soon
    and I just want to maintain the benefits I've seen!
     
  13. tommy_0113

    tommy_0113 Member

    I've just ordered a penis pump to help me gain confidence back when trying to get hard by myself. I can only get 75% hard these days and would like to see if a pump could get me to 100% again. I just want to see it.

    Also borb is ironically, a massive nob. lol
     
  14. tommy_0113

    tommy_0113 Member

    pump doesn't work as I lose any hardness it gives me very quickly AND it gets to a certain point and the air keeps escaping from the bottom. Which is not meant to happen...
     
  15. simon1986

    simon1986 Member

    I don't get how a pump could help at all with this psychological/neurological problem. Ok, so you get some blood into it and then take it off... Surely it'll just flop down as you're not aroused. Same with Viagra... Doesn't do shit unless you're actually properly aroused like a normal person who didn't fuck up with PMO.
     

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