Detailed 1-90 day report (*complete 90day reboot* with charts&stats)

Discussion in 'Ages 20-24' started by delightful, Sep 4, 2013.

  1. Icarus009

    Icarus009 New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Damn, just damn! First thing first- congratulations on getting so far this is quite a feat to accomplish. On the other hand what you've said about your "sir. Dixalot" is disturbing. Have you had any sexual contacts with women to test him before you got so far? I'm starting to think that staying away from masturbation might be dangerous. Could there possibly be penile atrophy similarly to muscle atrophy?
     
  2. martov

    martov New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    I had read that your brain may "reactivate" your little friend at the moment you try to have sex, have you tried?.

    it could be a friend or maybe a hooker, i think it's worth a try :p
     
  3. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Usually I'm far too busy to even watch TV, let alone find someone to have sex with, haha. Basiclly need to go into my Rolodex of old girls.

    Day 26 of my last reboot in august (or something) I was with the 2012 girl. Just sitting with her and I leaked jizz like a loose waster hose in my pants. But I couldn't get hard.

    NOW, you must understand the risk involved with trying with a girl - the only one I have a chance with right now is the one I want and am doing this whole stupid thing for (2012 girl) if I try AGAIN and fail she will murder me - if she doesn't, I'll murder myself.


    Look. This stupid nofap shit was supposed to fix me so I can go back with a working Sir. Dixalot, I decided for fun to do this test and see if it had any

    Plus my dick is like an inch and a half smaller. She would tell all of her friends "there's a REASON he drives that bmw sports car *fingers holding a fake tic tak*"
     
  4. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Yeah, I think maybe I should have been masturbating without porn like once a week, I definitely wouldn't have gotten so much smaller or had this fucking issue
     
  5. Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Dude, do what you think is right but i think MOing is a terrible idea, especially for us. The flatline is a part of the reboot, and then you should rewire to women. Self release is a full on U-turn back to trouble.
     
  6. Icarus009

    Icarus009 New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    I really hope that everything will come back to normal and your penis will come back to it's normal size. I can't imagine where this 1 inch would go.
     
  7. iHaveSeenEvil

    iHaveSeenEvil Do it for her, the mother of my children.

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    delightful, I was able to get 2 boners today from thought, same size as my dick has always been.
    Although I had to focus, we did have lift off.
    It was also in class, so I can't be jaded that they didn't stick around.
    I'm still waiting for those uncontrollable boners!
    Not like randoms, but some girl getting physical with me and making it like -BOOM MOTHERFUCKER-
     
  8. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Evil, from thought alone?? Jesus... I shouldn't have been testing! That might have sent me back? (I have no clue with this broscience anymore...new policy, hands off and see what happens)

    But...BOOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!


    Lol, I got one random boner today actually - during a meeting

    Good. But it still wasn't the size it should be.

    Idk what's going on.


    In reality I'm not going to touch or look at anything. No more testing. That was a mistake.
    My short term goal is to hit New Years nofap

    My 110 day is on Christmas ;)
     
  9. iHaveSeenEvil

    iHaveSeenEvil Do it for her, the mother of my children.

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Yeah my dick loves to get randomly hard when I'm at a coffee shop, or watching the Last Exorcism 2, or in a car with my family.
    Now if only it would get hard when a girl wants to be fucked... hmm... is that too much to ask? Lol.
     
  10. BackOnTrack

    BackOnTrack Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Maybe it's performance anxiety, when you're pretty sure you can't get it up, you stress yourself out and then it's even more likely to happen.
     
  11. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    Youre right, I went to the doc and told him way back then - he said it wasnt me, it was my partner. She was the bitch to end all bitches and bragged about the guys she slept with and the possibility of her having an std...

    lol.
     
  12. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Re: Detailed 1-90 day report (**BOOM, 70 day** report with charts&stats)

    DAY 90..........

    Confidence: 200000/10
    Happiness: texa$/10
    Libido: infinity/10

    You bitches are about to experience the fucking apocalypse. Were talking scorched earth motherfuckers. Were talking flesh eating unicorns and shit. Little trolls that murder your whole family for fun style shit goin down.
    I made it to day 90, I woke up and noticed I had grown dragon wings and ginormous claws. Did I mention I breathe fire now and spit acid?
    Ya. That shit just happened.

    My biggest qualm of the day is wondering which country to destroy first. I'm open to suggestions.

    It's not a bird or a plane. It's fucking Delightful and you're his midday snack.

    (Charts tonight)
     
  13. iHaveSeenEvil

    iHaveSeenEvil Do it for her, the mother of my children.

    First and foremost, I send all my respect to you for making it to 90 days. You are an inspiration to us all. Congratulations.

    delightful, my wonderful, viscous, beauty...
    You're strength is intimidating.
    I must say, I'm a little nervous over here in the states in anticipation for your cataclysmic uprising.

    I wouldn't hold you back from scorching the states, this place is wretched.
    As I see the skies darken, and as I feel the fires burn me to the bones, I will be able to die happy knowing I have witnessed the great 90 day upheaval of my beloved delightful.
     
  14. :eek: :-\ :'( :mad: :( you before day 1 of reboot

    :) :) :D :D ;D ;D 8) 8) you now.

    Nice freaking work man, be sure to ENJOY this. No matter what comes next you have conquered porn!
     
  15. delightful

    delightful New Member

    Yes. I have conquered porn and shall now conquer the planet. I plan on toasting lots of marshmallows as I engulf this world with flames and hell fire.

    Mr Evil, I have enjoyed chatting with you and may spare you. That's a big MAY - if I spare you everyone will ask to be spared...it just turns into a big headache ya know??
     
  16. iHaveSeenEvil

    iHaveSeenEvil Do it for her, the mother of my children.

    But I have embraced you unconditionally as we fell into the unknown abyss of the ocean, sang sad songs together, and though we lost I fought valiantly against the storm.

    Take me under your wing, I shall be a good servant as I wish to learn your ways.
    As we all know, I'm not even human, I have no soul.
    The unholy soul has birthed me a demon to this world, I will be a valuable aspect to the destruction of this planet.

    Mentor me, oh powerful one.
     
  17. JG55

    JG55 Member

    I've been going through a similar debate on whether or not to MO.

    My penis still seems smaller and lifeless too. Some days are better but most of the time I think I'm still flatlining.

    Not sure if MOing would really help this at all.
     
  18. delightful

    delightful New Member

    DAY 90 REPORT BITCHES

    I'm not going to say anything. I will post the charts and let them do the talking.


    Confidence

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    Happiness

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    Libido

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    Overall

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    Just a bunch of scribbles? or pure unadulterated awesome?
    I worked some magic to clear the noise - My next post will uncover the true magic of nofap, and I cant wait to share it with you all...
     
  19. iHaveSeenEvil

    iHaveSeenEvil Do it for her, the mother of my children.

    Are you gonna string all 9 of the 10 day streaks together?

    I need to start making a chart as to when my dick does or does not work.
     
  20. delightful

    delightful New Member

    by taking an average of the volatile noise we get a much more uniform and easy to follow report. Day to day factors can influence minuscule data, but take the whole and the picture becomes clear. Lets take a look, shall we?

    Starting with my favorite

    Confidence

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    Would ya look at that? Thing of beauty, it is. Quantitatively, doing 90days of nofap is now scientifically PROVEN to increase confidence. So, do 90days and I will gladly share the skies with you, my fellow dragon winged, fire breathing, human destroying gods.


    Happiness

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    Took a dive and was at its worst half way in. It is steadily working its way back and is actually HIGHER then it was.


    Libido

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    a steady fall and now slowly recovering, headed up which I have no problem with


    Overall

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    I should have formatted a better fucking chart. You may not be able to tell, but we are at all time highs, past the starting point by over a full point. This is utterly fantastic



    The numbers dont lie. They never do. Nofap is quantitatively legitimate, might shrink your dick, but maybe that will come back with time too. I can now suggest nofap to all I know and be able to back it up with proof.

    Where do I go from here?
    Idk. Maybe continue to post here? or maybe I will continue on solo, charting and analyzing on my own, in my hidden dark lair - evil scientist style - when I'm not busy literally burning whole nations with my breath or snacking on village idiots.
    I plan to do a full 365 days of nofap, charts and all, and documenting it along the way - at the end I will put my findings into a book or website, because nofap as an idea and concept is new and under developed.

    Cheers to Gettingbetter, Stopper, MR EVIL (I shall spare you, my friend), Apeman, invictus, and whoever else commented here.


    Cheers
     

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